For our narrator, John, the holidays have always been a lonely time of reflection. This year, he wants to change that. This year, he wants a to bed as many women from his pantheon of old flames as he possibly can. In chasing his rakish goals, John learns some much-needed lessons about dealing with someone he never has before - Himself.

Part erotica, part meditation on narcissism and sexual compulsion, Lessons of Yule delivers hefty gut-punches worth of sex, seduction and the inner workings of an aging swordsman desiring one last all-out conquest.