Twas the 13th before Christmas and all through the town,
the townsfolk were snuggly in their pjs and gowns.
But far, far away,
in the country of Norway,
evil was stirring, insidious and slick...
it slithered and grew and soon claimed Saint Nick.
As Christmas drew nigh,
the residents of Bligh
hung stockings and wreaths and were oh so delightful.
Little did they know,
evil traveled through the snow...
and their joyous holiday would soon turn frightful.